The following discounts apply to all these products. Free Domestic Shipping w/purchase of 3 or more tees Catch Me Ridin' Dirty! Details  Try to catch me riding dirty! Now those of us that understand that getting dirty on a bike can be large fun can show our fellow cyclists how we really feel. Get in the dirt, or get out!! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Kelly Green (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   BILF Details  If you happen to be a BILF, or you're simply a BILF wannabe, this is your chance to advertise that fact! Show everyone in the cycling community your current BILF status with our most popular t-shirt at Velotees.com! The MILFs have nothing on us now! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   53-11 Push the BIG Gear! Details  If you turn over the BIG gear, and simply cannot comprehend how others can be so weak as to set their bicycles up with compact cranks, or (say it ain't so!) triple chain rings - THIS is the cycling t-shirt for you. Now go mount-up Mr. Steel knees, and MASH, MASH, MASH away! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Cutters Details  No self respecting cycling fan hasn't seen the movie. Now you can pretend that you're Dave Stoller, or Moocher breaking away in the Little 500! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Will Bike For Food! Details  Are you hungry, but don't want all the pressure, and hassle of a real job? Well, we at Velotees.com understand and we also happen to have the perfect t-shirt for you. So if you still have enough energy to turn the pedals over, let your hungry and broke flag fly!! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Dope Bike Details  Is your bike your drug? Do you get high on 2 wheels and a set of handlebars? Perhaps you're just doping. Regardless, this is one sweet cycling tee! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   I'm With Wheelsucker Details  There comes a time when we just have to tell the truth. If you also seem to constantly find yourself eating the wind while Mr. Wheelsucker is closer to your behind than an infected hemorrhoid, then you already know this is your new cycling t-shirt. Congrats. Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Off the Back Again! Details  Hell, we've all been there - there's no reason to be ashamed. Instead, show your fellow cyclists that you rejoice in watching the rest of the field fade away to a tiny spec on the horizon. Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   24 Hours of DIRT! Details  24 Hours of Doing it in the Dirt! If “ride-sleep-eat ... ride-sleep-eat” is your motto, you must know the pain of a 24-hour race. Hey, some of us actually like to bike all day and all nightlong. If you are one of these sadists, this could just be the perfect cycling apparel for you! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Light Blue (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   I'm Doping Details  OPERATION PUERTO ROLL CALL! What a way to psych-out the competition. Show up sporting this shirt at sign-up time and you'll leave the competition wondering weather you're on EPO, HGH, or at the very least - blood doping. That shadow of doubt will launch you down the road to victory! Okay, it may be JUST a funny shirt .... end of story! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   I'm Fixed! Details  If you absolutely hate coasting, and derailleurs, this may very well be the t-shirt for you. Let your freak flag fly with this cycling t-shirt from Velotees!! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Director Sportif - Team MILF Details  Didn't get that dream biking job as a soigneur for Team MILF? Well, you're in luck. There is still one position that you can, and gladly will fill. Don't worry, you won't have to speak 6 languages to fill this Director Sportif position. You'll just need a calming voice, soft hands, and the willingness to satisfy every want, and desire of your MILF cycling team. Some jobs are worth it for the benefits alone!! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Free Floyd! Details  Do you believe? Is this yet another French conspiracy to dethrown an American champion? If you think so, you NEED this shirt to tell the world. Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Top 10 Reasons Details  Hey, we all love our girls, but our bikes ... now that's true love. You know that you've thought about it at least once. If you're willing to admit it, buy a damn shirt already! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   One Bike - One Gear - Many Beers!! Details  Hey, how many gears do you need, man? If you only need/want one, but have a problem applying this same logic to beer, then this t-shirt was custom made for YOU! Don't feel bad, the cycling staff here at Velotees.com has the same problem. Perhaps we bikers need group counseling?! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Bonked! Details  Picture this scene .... you're on the bike and shaking like a leaf on a tree ... you can't feel your hands and feet ... and your brain has slowed to that of a common house fly. Yup, you've officially BONKED, and there is no cure ... except for this fine t-shirt from your friends here at Velotees! Now stuff another gel, or bar down your throat, and get back in the saddle, Nancy!! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Carb Loader Inside Details  While the rest of the world shuns carbohydrates (and the food pyramid in general), you LOAD up on them. Atkins be damned! Let the naysayers know your cycling calorie of choice with this sweet t-shirt from your friends and fellow carb-loaders here at Velotees.com!! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Mountain Bikers are DIRTY! Details  If you ride a fat-tired steed, you know that dirt comes with the territory, and why would you have it any other way? Isn't it high time to express that dirty biking love with a nice clean, and sweet t-shirt from Velotees? I thought so! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   No Doping! Details  Make a statement, or mock the system. It's really up to you with this cycling t-shirt from Velotees. We can debate this year's TdF. We can talk about Floyd, Jan, Ivan, and Operation Puerto until we are literally out of breath. Regardless, none of this explains why Barry Bond's head size has doubled! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Fuck eXXXon - I'm Riding my Bike Details  Should one really be required to take on the considerable burden of a second mortgage just to fill one's gas tank? Fight back the only way you can - with one of these premium quality biking t-shirts from Velotees.com! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Wheelsucker Details  This shirt is the perfect compliment to the "I'm With Wheelsucker" shirt (found on this site). You know who you are, now just admit it. You're a wheelsucker, and proud of it! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   I'd Need a Promotion Just to Get to Domestique! Details  We all can't be GC guys. Some of us simply aspire to become water carriers. Three cheers for the cycling domestiques!! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Domestique Details  There's no "I" in DOMESTIQUE! (wait a second, yes there is) Regardless, we all serve at the pleasure of Mr. GC. However, domestiques are people too! Without worker bees and water carriers, there would be no Hinault, Eddie (well maybe Eddie!), or Lance! So buy a shirt, and wear it with pride. Now take these arm warmer back for a black pair loser! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   Tandem Love Details  Those of us who have either captained or been a stoker know that a little 2 on 1 can be serious fun. Tandems are great fun IF you find the right partner. If you don’t, well … a tandem could possible end a marriage. Either way, if you ride a Tandem, shout it out loud with this cycling tee from VeloTees! Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Black (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Chocolate (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) CUSTOMIZE IT! Text on Back: Please Select...YES: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Type Text Here (14 max): List Price: $24.99 Price: $19.99   BikeForums Details  BikeForums peeps: Whether you're into Foo, Road Racing, Mountain Biking, Commuting, Cyclocross, Fixie/Single Speed, Touring, Training and Nurtition or any of the other subforums, this shirt was made for you! ATTENTION:  If you'd like your USER NAME (or any text up to 14 characters) on the back of your shirt, please choose the USER NAME option below and remember to type your User Name (or any text) into the box directly below. Color & Sizing Information Have a Question? Color: Please Select...White Chocolate (+$1.00) Kelly Green (+$1.00) Light Blue (+$1.00) Size: Please Select...Small Medium Large XLarge 2XLarge (+$2.00) USER NAME or any text: Please Select...Yes: Type in box below (+$5.00) No Thanks Add USER NAME or any text HERE: List Price: $24.99 Price: $13.99   CUSTOM Details  CUSTOM: At VeloTees.com, we do more than just cycling/biking themed t-shirts. We are also a FULLY CUSTOM SHOP! Of course we do custom t-shirts, but we also will customize just about any garment you'd like. Our most popular items are sweatshirts, hoodies, and long sleeve tees. However, you name it and we can customize it! We will work with you in terms of your art. You can send us your artwork, or we can do the artwork for you. Of course we can also apply one of our stock VeloTees.com designs to any garment. Prices start at just $5.99/shirt! CLICK FOR A QUOTE CLICK FOR CUSTOM PRICING